Some days call for an outfit that understands the mood. Too Human for Today brings an honest, gently humorous statement to women’s everyday style.
Wear the relaxed unisex fit with soft trousers for a quiet afternoon or with worn-in jeans when you are heading out. The waveform graphic and cyan headline make a simple outfit feel personal.
TOO HUMAN FOR TODAY.
Some days the volume is simply too high. This HUMAN STATUS design turns that feeling into a clear, wearable signal: feeling everything is not a malfunction—it is a normal human response.
The front graphic pairs a pulsing human waveform with high-contrast typography and a Signal Cyan headline on a garment-dyed heavyweight cotton tee. Dark garments use Moonlight Cream; Faded Cream uses Moon Ink. The relaxed unisex shape feels substantial without losing the lived-in softness that makes it an everyday reset uniform.
• Original Moon Man Paints artwork
• HUMAN STATUS collection
• Four colorways: Faded Black, Faded Navy, Faded Brown, and Faded Cream
• Faded Black is the default storefront swatch
• Contrast-mapped artwork with Signal Cyan accents
• Garment-dyed heavyweight cotton construction
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Designed for creative minds, sensitive systems, and low-capacity days
• Imagined in Bodega Bay, California
Wear it when the notifications multiply, the room gets loud, or being human is already a full schedule.
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
CHEST WIDTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
26 ½ |
18 |
16 |
| M |
28 ½ |
20 |
17 ¾ |
| L |
30 ½ |
22 |
19 ½ |
| XL |
31 ½ |
24 |
20 ¾ |
| 2XL |
32 ½ |
26 |
21 ¾ |
| 3XL |
33 ½ |
28 |
23 ½ |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
CHEST WIDTH (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
67.3 |
45.7 |
40.6 |
| M |
72.4 |
50.8 |
45 |
| L |
77.5 |
55.9 |
49.5 |
| XL |
80 |
61 |
52.7 |
| 2XL |
82.6 |
66 |
55.3 |
| 3XL |
85 |
71.1 |
59.7 |
